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| I am happy to report, I am enjoying the fact I can come home and scrub
(water based) paint off my pants, penis, hair and hands with solvent
soap almost every day this week. Today I had some time with the
companies top colourist learning different techniques of applying the
range of unique paints. Its good to have this knowledge, considering
i'll be expected to field some support and general enquiry calls/emails
about these products. It was also a lot of fun to make a mess and not
have to pay for it!
All of these required 2 coats of paint, considering it was close to
40.c today, these dried really really quickly and we had plenty of time
to tidy up some edges.
From left to right ..
"Interno Mudlark" which is a luxurious velvety feel acrylic paint.
"Duchess Satin - Sterling" a very gay looking shiny pearl paint.
"Blue Balls with Venetian Glaze" Differing techniques applied both top and bottom for this one.
"Nutmeg And French Wash" a base acrylic with an almost clear paste over
the top, which you dab with cheesecloth in varying techniques till you
like the result.. an absolute BITCH of a paint to use but I love the
result!
Boncote,Limewash & Fresco - unique materials are used in all of
these, most are for exterior walls. I loved the boncote cement paint,
very easy to use.
     
More to come, just need to charge the damn camera!
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| Lawsie's At It Again!
It seems some people (especially government bodies) are just about
fed-up with the likes of John Laws (the talking brillo pad) and his
dumpy cohort Steve Price.
A ruling handed down by the NSW discrimination board advised previously
for Lawsie and his mate to formally and publicly apologise - of course
Lawsie made good ... to a point, however now as you can see below...
his radio station wants to appeal.
Of course, one of the amusing factors is, he owns a quite generous share of this radio network.
A report from the herald....
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Sydney radio station 2UE will appeal against a NSW
Administrative Decisions Tribunal decision to uphold a homophobia
complaint against announcers John Laws and Steve Price.
"The tribunal, in our view, has applied the law incorrectly in
this case and made a wrong decision and so we would like to appeal
it," station general manager Bob Miller said.
"We'd like to do that on the basis of identifying very clearly
the specific reasons that the tribunal made its findings."
Mr Miller said Mr Laws and Mr Price "don't want to upset people"
and 2UE would appeal as soon as possible.
"We argue that people should be able to express their opinions
on public issues and just because somebody disagrees with it
doesn't mean we can't express a view," he said.
"They get a debate going on the airwaves because that's the
business they're in, but they're not about inspiring ...
vilification for heaven's sake."
Neither talk show host would issue an apology, at least not
before the appeal process was completed, Mr Miller said.
Sydney gay man Gary Burns lodged a complaint to the tribunal
after comments made by both presenters on June 16, 2003, about a
gay couple on the lifestyle television show The Block.
Mr Burns alleged the comments "incited hatred towards, serious
contempt for, and severe ridicule of homosexuals".
During the broadcast Price had called Gav and Wazza "young
poofs" while Laws described them as "a couple of young poofs".
Earlier today the tribunal found comments made by Price and Laws
were "homosexual vilification within the meaning of the
Anti-Discrimination Act" and that "even if done in good faith and
in the public interest (were) not reasonable".
The tribunal's Equal Opportunity division proposed ordering the
two Radio 2UE hosts to issue an apology or a retraction
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Of course this "complaint" was lodged over previous comments made by
these two, and is completely seperate to the carson "pillow biter"
comments made this month.... Obviously this man, in amongst his
cash-for-commenting, and rants .. will never learn.
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| Claims To Fame
After reading the ever lovely Jerrys blog posts for last week, I noted his brush with pseudo famous Village People
http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=jerry7171&tab=weblogs&uid=158251199
This reminded me of my brushes with celebs and wannabe hangers from my
time working at the old "George St Hoyts" which- before Fox Studios was
built, was the place to be seen and see the stars whenever a movie
premiere happened.
One of the finer moments was way back when (our) Nicole Kidman and her
dumpy buck-toothed Scientoligist freak of a husband (Tom) came out to
promote "Far & Away" A 134 minute vomit fest of them declaring
their love (ugh) .. or was it days of thunder ? Either/Or it was
horrid.
At the time, part of my responsibility was allocation of tickets and ushering people to their respective seats.
On this fine occasion, Ms Kidman and Mr Kidman-Cruise came up to the
box office for their seats - of course she was being a complete diva ,
complaining about the heat in the foyer and the "commonfolk" hanging
around gawking at them. I was occupied issuing some tickets for
somebody else when she stormed up to my booth and said "I want my
tickets please"
To which, I calmly and sarcastically replied "and your name is?" - She
says "Kidman i'm the STAR *wave of hand* of the movie . I replied "I'm
sorry I dont have a listing for Kidman are you sure you have
reservations? This went on for a few more minutes, until she huffed and
in a lowered voice says "if you don't know who I am mr 4 dollar an hour
I suggest you try a new line of work"
By this time I had enough of taunting her and said "ah yes mrs cruise -
here you are. but i'm afraid you didn't check in on time so you now
have unreserved general seating, *issues Row L seats 53 & 54* right
up the back to the left. follow this gentleman please. As she sauntered
away I caught a glimpse of her reptilian eyes from underneath the
decore home perm that was her hair in the day. I still remember that
moment with a sly grin sometimes. Needless to say ... I didn't work
there for much longer after that!
There is a much better one, involving Queen Eyebrows herself... Ms
Brooke Shields.. I'll share that one later, for now it's time for Star
Trek - Voyager, starring Captain Kathryn Jane Haveyourway - with
special guest star - Harriet Hairpiece as "Janeways Hair"
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| >>Dangerwank<< Hanging with the autoerotics American actor Michael Loudon, who starred in Space Cowboys, died in September but it has just been revealed that it was a Michael Hutchence -style autoerotic accident. He had been living as a transvestite called Tabitha and was found by his landlady in bra, panties and red wig.
For readers who want to choke themselves for sexual pleasure but want to survive, here's a simple guide:
1. Always put a wedge of lemon between your teeth - the sharp citrus helps you stay conscious. Dead MP Stephen Milligan went wrong when he chose a soothing, sweet tangerine.
2. Cerebral hypoxia also occurs with a plastic bag over your head. This is known as "bagging" and less embarrassing than being caught hanging from the bedroom door.
3. Play "Space Monkey" instead - you hyperventilate while a friend bear hugs you from behind. Make sure you only do it with a good friend, though, as it's inappropriate to come in your pants otherwise.
4. Refer to it as "breath play" or "terminal sex" - it'll make you look like an expert. Autoerotic asphyxia has been documented since the 1600s. Apparently it's particularly popular among Eskimo children.
More: http://members.aol.com/bj022038/AEA.htm
Can you tell i'm bored?
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| Hmm! Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
I tend to disagree with all of this, not only because of my 3 years
studying medical and clinical psychology (simple) but also because I
like to disagree... hmm maybe I am Antisocial after all....
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