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Name: Scooter
Country: Australia
Metro: Sydney
Birthday: 10/27/1976
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Interests: Perving on my cute beefy neighbour on his sundeck, dvd's , my pc, writing... umm that's bout it!
Expertise: doing peoples heads in and getting paid for it


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Wednesday, December 01, 2004

I am happy to report, I am enjoying the fact I can come home and scrub (water based) paint off my pants, penis, hair and hands with solvent soap almost every day this week. Today I had some time with the companies top colourist learning different techniques of applying the range of unique paints. Its good to have this knowledge, considering i'll be expected to field some support and general enquiry calls/emails about these products. It was also a lot of fun to make a mess and not have to pay for it!
All of these required 2 coats of paint, considering it was close to 40.c today, these dried really really quickly and we had plenty of time to tidy up some edges.

From left to right ..
"Interno Mudlark" which is a luxurious velvety feel acrylic paint.
"Duchess Satin - Sterling" a very gay looking shiny pearl paint.
"Blue Balls with Venetian Glaze" Differing techniques applied both top and bottom for this one.
"Nutmeg And French Wash" a base acrylic with an almost clear paste over the top, which you dab with cheesecloth in varying techniques till you like the result.. an absolute BITCH of a paint to use but I love the result!
Boncote,Limewash & Fresco - unique materials are used in all of these, most are for exterior walls. I loved the boncote cement paint, very easy to use.



More to come, just need to charge the damn camera!


Monday, November 29, 2004

Lawsie's At It Again!
It seems some people (especially government bodies) are just about fed-up with the likes of John Laws (the talking brillo pad) and his dumpy cohort Steve Price.
A ruling handed down by the NSW discrimination board advised previously for Lawsie and his mate to formally and publicly apologise - of course Lawsie made good ... to a point, however now as you can see below... his radio station wants to appeal.
Of course, one of the amusing factors is, he owns a quite generous share of this radio network.

A report from the herald....
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Sydney radio station 2UE will appeal against a NSW Administrative Decisions Tribunal decision to uphold a homophobia complaint against announcers John Laws and Steve Price.

"The tribunal, in our view, has applied the law incorrectly in this case and made a wrong decision and so we would like to appeal it," station general manager Bob Miller said.

"We'd like to do that on the basis of identifying very clearly the specific reasons that the tribunal made its findings."

Mr Miller said Mr Laws and Mr Price "don't want to upset people" and 2UE would appeal as soon as possible.

"We argue that people should be able to express their opinions on public issues and just because somebody disagrees with it doesn't mean we can't express a view," he said.

"They get a debate going on the airwaves because that's the business they're in, but they're not about inspiring ... vilification for heaven's sake."

Neither talk show host would issue an apology, at least not before the appeal process was completed, Mr Miller said.

Sydney gay man Gary Burns lodged a complaint to the tribunal after comments made by both presenters on June 16, 2003, about a gay couple on the lifestyle television show The Block.

Mr Burns alleged the comments "incited hatred towards, serious contempt for, and severe ridicule of homosexuals".

During the broadcast Price had called Gav and Wazza "young poofs" while Laws described them as "a couple of young poofs".

Earlier today the tribunal found comments made by Price and Laws were "homosexual vilification within the meaning of the Anti-Discrimination Act" and that "even if done in good faith and in the public interest (were) not reasonable".

The tribunal's Equal Opportunity division proposed ordering the two Radio 2UE hosts to issue an apology or a retraction

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Of course this "complaint" was lodged over previous comments made by these two, and is completely seperate to the carson "pillow biter" comments made this month.... Obviously this man, in amongst his cash-for-commenting, and rants .. will never learn.


Sunday, November 28, 2004

Claims To Fame

After reading the ever lovely Jerrys blog posts for last week, I noted his brush with pseudo famous Village People
http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=jerry7171&tab=weblogs&uid=158251199

This reminded me of my brushes with celebs and wannabe hangers from my time working at the old "George St Hoyts" which- before Fox Studios was built, was the place to be seen and see the stars whenever a movie premiere happened.

One of the finer moments was way back when (our) Nicole Kidman and her dumpy buck-toothed Scientoligist freak of a husband (Tom) came out to promote "Far & Away" A 134 minute vomit fest of them declaring their love (ugh) .. or was it days of thunder ? Either/Or it was horrid.

At the time, part of my responsibility was allocation of tickets and ushering people to their respective seats.
On this fine occasion, Ms Kidman and Mr Kidman-Cruise came up to the box office for their seats - of course she was being a complete diva , complaining about the heat in the foyer and the "commonfolk" hanging around gawking at them. I was occupied issuing some tickets for somebody else when she stormed up to my booth and said "I want my tickets please"

To which, I calmly and sarcastically replied "and your name is?" - She says "Kidman i'm the STAR *wave of hand* of the movie . I replied "I'm sorry I dont have a listing for Kidman are you sure you have reservations? This went on for a few more minutes, until she huffed and in a lowered voice says "if you don't know who I am mr 4 dollar an hour I suggest you try a new line of work"
By this time I had enough of taunting her and said "ah yes mrs cruise - here you are. but i'm afraid you didn't check in on time so you now have unreserved general seating, *issues Row L seats 53 & 54* right up the back to the left. follow this gentleman please. As she sauntered away I caught a glimpse of her reptilian eyes from underneath the decore home perm that was her hair in the day. I still remember that moment with a sly grin sometimes. Needless to say ... I didn't work there for much longer after that!

There is a much better one, involving Queen Eyebrows herself... Ms Brooke Shields.. I'll share that one later, for now it's time for Star Trek - Voyager, starring Captain Kathryn Jane Haveyourway - with special guest star - Harriet Hairpiece as "Janeways Hair"


Friday, November 26, 2004

>>Dangerwank<<
Hanging with the autoerotics

American actor Michael Loudon, who starred in
Space Cowboys, died in September but it has just
been revealed that it was a Michael Hutchence
-style autoerotic accident. He had been living as
a transvestite called Tabitha and was found
by his landlady in bra, panties and red wig.

For readers who want to choke themselves for
sexual pleasure but want to survive, here's a
simple guide:

1. Always put a wedge of lemon between your teeth
- the sharp citrus helps you stay conscious. Dead
MP Stephen Milligan went wrong when he chose a
soothing, sweet tangerine.

2. Cerebral hypoxia also occurs with a plastic
bag over your head. This is known as "bagging" and less embarrassing than being caught hanging from the bedroom door.

3. Play "Space Monkey" instead - you hyperventilate
while a friend bear hugs you from behind. Make
sure you only do it with a good friend, though, as
it's inappropriate to come in your pants otherwise.

4. Refer to it as "breath play" or "terminal sex" -
it'll make you look like an expert. Autoerotic
asphyxia has been documented since the 1600s.
Apparently it's particularly popular among
Eskimo children.

More:
http://members.aol.com/bj022038/AEA.htm


Can you tell i'm bored?


Monday, November 22, 2004

Hmm!
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I tend to disagree with all of this, not only because of my 3 years studying medical and clinical psychology (simple) but also because I like to disagree... hmm maybe I am Antisocial after all....



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